do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
My boyfriend gave me this last night and asked if I wanted to be his companion. I said yes.
This morning we wake up and he says “You should just marry me” to which I say “you should just ask the question” and he said “I already did.”
THIS IS WHY HAVING DARK HAIR IS A PAIN.
IN ORDER TO GO A DARK RED I HAD TO GO BLONDE FIRST LOL
SO GUESS WHOS A BLONDE FOR THREE WEEKS!?
Can I just…..?????
Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean
Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.
THAT DICK WAS JUST FUCKING THAT CHICK AND THEN HE PUSHED THAT ADORABLE LITTLE BOY OUT THE WINDOW!?
WHAT WHAT WHAT
FUCK THIS SHOW
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Hey guys its me again.
A week or two ago I posted some commission info and I just wanna say again that those commissions are open and all the information can be found on my blog under the tab ‘Commission Information’.
I’m a waitress at a not very well known restaurant so the business we get is mostly regulars and senior citizens. I live off my tips and because of the cold weather we haven’t had very much business come in the last few weeks. So I need a little extra cash because I have quite a few bills to pay.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Leonardo DiCaprio in "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Leonardo DiCaprio is brilliant
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time