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Akon2013//Roleplays

 

dapperasf:

a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

(Source: eldritchnightmarecuties)

me: *owns 264 unread books*

me: *buys 17 new books*

me: *rereads harry potter*

IT IS SO DARK OUTSIDE AND IM AWAKE AND ON NY WAY TO SCHOOL

SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT

I long for my bed hsjdiisnwkdsmw

IT IS SO DARK OUTSIDE AND IM AWAKE AND ON NY WAY TO SCHOOL

SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT

I long for my bed hsjdiisnwkdsmw

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

orcabelly:

au where sherlock says “um, sweetie,” before he corrects somone.

So this is pretty much proof that Gilgamesh’s mother, Ninsun, shipped her son with Enkidu (who btw was made to be an equal partner to Gilgamesh so that he would have a rival to occupy himself with so that he would stop messing with the townspeople)

 What makes this even better is the fact that even though enkidu and Gilgamesh were bent on competing with each other they turned into the most epic duo of bros ever—thats like the most cliche of fanfic plots tbh— and went adventuring together and Gilgamesh was so heartbroken over his death that he mourned right next to the DEAD BODY for a week refusing to believe that he had actually died

I’m just pleased to know that people shipped ships before it was shipping and that these things were an actual thing :)

So this is pretty much proof that Gilgamesh’s mother, Ninsun, shipped her son with Enkidu (who btw was made to be an equal partner to Gilgamesh so that he would have a rival to occupy himself with so that he would stop messing with the townspeople)

What makes this even better is the fact that even though enkidu and Gilgamesh were bent on competing with each other they turned into the most epic duo of bros ever—thats like the most cliche of fanfic plots tbh— and went adventuring together and Gilgamesh was so heartbroken over his death that he mourned right next to the DEAD BODY for a week refusing to believe that he had actually died

I’m just pleased to know that people shipped ships before it was shipping and that these things were an actual thing :)

okaywork:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

jumpingjacktrash:

kgschmidt:

daggerpen:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh wow, this is fantastic!

Trees are ALWAYS important. *sighs happily* Have some good news, for a change!

i’m just gonna reblog this again because everybody should have some Tree Wall in their life every so often.

jumpingjacktrash:

kgschmidt:

daggerpen:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh wow, this is fantastic!

Trees are ALWAYS important. *sighs happily* Have some good news, for a change!

i’m just gonna reblog this again because everybody should have some Tree Wall in their life every so often.